Cake receipt

It is very simple and easy to make. If something goes wrong, the fault is yours and only yours.

Having a happy and without big problems life is very easy. You just need to mix all the ingredients and follow the instructions by the book, and voila! Everything will go right. Let’s go to the ingredients:

- 1 spoon of happy smiles

- 2 cups of patience

- 5 cups of understanding

- 1 ½ cup of kindness

- 1 glass of fun (it includes spot jokes)

- 25 self-help books

You may say:

― But Chef Florindo, I have followed this receipt and it was not succeeded. I WANT YOU TO BRING MY MONEY BACK!

But did you really do everything right? Did you mixed all the ingredients in the right way? Perhaps you may have forgotten an ingredient or you may have used it too much or to less as it was required.

Life is so simple but people are so suspicious thinking it is as complicated as to tie a knot in a drop of water. Life is like a cake receipt, and if you follow correctly the instructions, everything will go right and if something goes wrong... well... it is your fault because you did not follow it religiously.

― Oh, really? If people have followed theses instructions, we would have several happy people instead of selfish, frustrated and cranky ones.

Try to eat the cake when it is still hot or when it is not ready. It will not be good and do not you blame the cake. Everything has its time for happening, my friend. And once again you are not following the instructions! Do you remember the two cups of patience? They are missing in your cake.

― Glanotski, vratski, odubaye! (grumbling)

The cake receipts are absolutes. If something goes wrong, the fault is yours, only yours. Do not try to apologize. People are not crazy; there is a not unfriendly person. If somebody is crazy in here, this one is you! And if you want to know why you are crazy, buy my new book, in the bookstore closer to you!

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I need to tell a Secret to you. Actually, cake receipts are not absolutes, even though they work a lot of times. Sometimes the cake does not grow and I do not why. Perhaps there are really unfriendly people and they do not react to the heat. Well, I feed myself eating doubts.