Saturday, December 3, 2011

You should read at this


You should admire Bashar al-Assad.
You should admire who is richer than you.
You should be a trendsetter.
You should be a vegetarian.
You should be against abortion.
You should be against Belo Monte building.
You should be against corruption.
You should be against deforestation.
You should be against the capitalism.
You should be against the death penalty.
You should be against the government aid to the poor.
You should be against the progress for the progress.
You should be against the same-sex marriage.
You should be against the social ascension.
You should be against the socialism.
You should be concerned about others life.
You should be concerned about your reputation.
You should be concerned of all.
You should be cult.
You should be disgusted about the violence.
You should be patriot.
You should be proud of being an African descendent.
You should be successful.
You should believe that celebrities are smarter than you.
You should believe who you believe is as smart as you are.
You should believe you are nothing.
You should boycott Globo Network.
You should buy original products.
You should change your status on Facebook to “in a relationship”.
You should concern about the global warming.
You should dispose your garbage in the garbage can.
You should do a spiritual trip to India.
You should do several things.
You should drink fancy beers.
You should drink responsibly.
You should feel guilty for being born man and white.
You should feel the center of the Universe.
You should feel unhappy if you are fat.
You should fight for a better world.
You should hate terrorism.
You should hate the human race.
You should hate the USA.
You should hate the Workers Party.
You should hate this text.
You should have an opinion about all the issues people talk about.
You should have fun in the Carnival.
You should have your own ideas.
You should hit naughty children.
You should honor your parents.
You should like samba.
You should live in Cuba.
You should live your day as if it was your last day on Earth.
You should love Nietzsche.
You should love this text.
You should make people cry swearing their idols on Twitter.
You should not be victim of envy.
You should not give alms.
You should photosynthesize.
You should plant a tree.
You should practice yoga.
You should pray for the people in need.
You should read a book.
You should read the Bible.
You should recycle.
You should rely your problems on the God's hands.
You should respect all religions.
You should respect the elderly.
You should respect the Pope.
You should respect your boss.
You should save water.
You should share funny pictures.
You should shock the politicians sharing pictures on Facebook.
You should show how superior you are.
You should smoke hookah.
You should speak as if you lived in the 18th century.
You should speak Polish.
You should spend your vacation in Paris.
You should stop breathing.
You should stop buying Chinese products.
You should stop drinking.
You should stop smoking.
You should stop starvation in Africa.
You should stop using plastic bags.
You should support president Dilma Rousseff failures.
You should think you are better than the others because you are rich.
You should think you are the most interesting person in the world because you are hot and gorgeous.
You should to work at Zorra Total as a humorist.
You should use swear words to call others attention to you.
You should vote.
You should walk on the road crossing.
You should watch an alternative movie made in Uzbekistan.
You should watch an American TV series.
You should work out for the summer.

1 comment:

  1. "You should have your own ideas" of what you should or should not do, think and believe. As long as it doesn't affect (in a bad way) the others, you can do it in the most cases.

    You should think, not just agree with what (don't really know if "with what" is totally correct) the others think and say.

    You should fight for your own happiness and you shouldn't impede the happiness of the others.

    I think that everyone should be open minded, so we can be criticized without getting angry, so we can think, and then we can choose what is the best that "we should ..." to make our (and the others) lifes better.

    Oh, and for you, "you should be studying" hehe
    Thanks for the text. See yah.

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